Sports Rack Club Day and What CPA Stands For

Skip to the real press release below if you want to avoid wasting time: You know, I will tend to make light of almost any situation. For example, my hair and girth are frequent fodder for light hearted ribbing. I should add, when I pop that aneurism I do hope I have time to crack wise with something like, “I told you so” or some such thing to take the edge off the kind souls that look after the remains. However, I will never make light of things related to money. As my son reminds me, CPA stands for Cheapest Person Alive. So, when I say, get down to the Sports Rack for killer deals on Club day, you know I am being serious.

See the real press release below:

Don’t forget; it’s club day at the Sports Rack today! Come by and check out some of the killer deals. From 10 to 6 NTN members get great deals on what you need to get ready for the season. Not an NTN member? No problem. Laurie and Kellie will be there to sign you up and tell you about all the news at the NTN. See you there.